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Rusty Septum

The act of fellatio, when the male has feces on his penis, most commonly after anal intercourse.

I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.

by Jeru Tha Damaja May 3, 2009


[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008


Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024


the rusty boneyard

Anus

The rusty boneyard -"I wonder if she gives tours of the rusty boneyard."

by Rigsey June 24, 2017


Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session

The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.

by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013


rusty wiley

The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.

I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.

by slayerslayer August 12, 2011


Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 11, 2011