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What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!
a snake is another word for a circumsized dick. the shedding of a snakes skin resembled the shedding of a penis when it’s skin is cut off.
“omg did you see charlie’s snake?!?!”
“yeah it was a pretty large snake”
A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)
Snap + fake = snake
And ur being a snake if ur being fake
I totally trolled him with my snake account.
that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.
friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."
A fucking bitch who will go behind your back. He/she is a fake bitch and will snitch on you for fucking the hottest guy in the school when she actually did it.
Simply A 6'9 Man Named Kevin Durant
"Golden State Plays Tonight, And That Snake Comes Back."