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dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 28, 2020


dad

someone that u dont have

Your dAd left you.

by truthsucksdog June 21, 2019


Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021


DADS

day after drinking shits.

Last night was wild. Got a bad case of the DADS this morning...

by grillmaster21 July 11, 2019


Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.

my dad is the best dad ever

by greencvrfan June 6, 2022


dad

where’s the milk?

dad, i’m still waiting for the milk

by user138829 November 24, 2021


DAD

Dumb Ass Dick

Don’t be such a DAD

by Darkmuff March 28, 2020