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A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'
"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"
A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.
ME: Hows it goin bro..
Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd
When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet
Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl
This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!
When you fill a bucket with turds and pour it over your head
"I nominated my dad for the Turd Bucket Challenge"
"Oh shit, did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, I helped him out in his sleep"