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Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.

Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.

by FishCat01 April 29, 2019


jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner

"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."

by BritishAlmond February 22, 2023


jake

hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE

JAKE IS NOT GAY

by the giver of facts October 26, 2022


Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.

Omg is that Jake he is so ugly

by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020


Jake

Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.

Jakes are amazing.

by J.D.C July 1, 2018


Jake

A know it all bitch that won’t stop talking.

Ew Jake is here.”

by Wapperdude April 16, 2018


Jake

Jake..
The best guy you will ever meet, you dont even understand how lucky you are if you get to experience his friendship, love or care. Once you get him dont ever let him go and dont ever let him let you go. He is a sensitive person who has been hurt in the past and needs reassurance to make sure you really love him. The most caring guy, he will love you with all of his heart and soul. He pretends to be crazy and dumb around his friends but when you get to know him, he is a caring, kind, sweet guy who will care for you forever. DONT LET HIM LET YOU GO! like i did. i miss him so much but i dont think he feels the same way. He will try so hard to make your relationship work. He will give up other things just to see you. Facetime you every night, says i love you instead of ily, goodnight instead of gn, goodmorning instead of gm, a long paragraph telling you how much he loves you before you go to sleep, when you fight he will write a letter and give it to you explaining why he loves you and what he would do to keep you. Jake if you are reading this, i love you and im sorry i didn't explain what happened properly. :(

There's that guy jake with the gorgeous blue eyes, hes the best person ever to exist, i care about him so much.

by thatgal1234 November 1, 2020