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Air (A-eer)

Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.

"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.

by someone everywhere August 21, 2021


more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.

Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!

by cypress_valley November 1, 2021


Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 31, 2020


coakley air

coakley air.

coakley air.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023


Mid-air refueling / mid-air refuel

A mid air refuel is the act of eating or drinking while having medium to large shits.

This act is most commonly proformed on the shitter but not always

This measure is usually only done when time is limited as it saves time eating and shitting

I have to Mid-air refueling / mid-air refuel by eating this pizza on the porcelain thrown

by Bruhsoundeffect January 1, 2019


Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 15, 2021


Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020