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getting cold air

Positioning legs overhead with asshole out suck cold air into thy butthole then letting it sit, lastly pushing the "cold air" out into a fart sounding noise. If this is mastered you will learn how to fart on command.

It is disgusting when andrew is getting cold air

by Totally1134 August 5, 2017


speak air

Basically someone whos talking rubbish and its just air because everyone is airing it (airing it means ignoring).

all you do is speak air bruv no one is listening shutup!

by ghettoaf December 30, 2016


Doggy Style Air

The waft of bodily aromas your nostrils receive whilst busting it wide open from the posterior

I was balls deep when that doggy style air hit. Passed out and smashed my head on the nightstand. We haven’t talked since

We were just fuckbuddys until I really got that doggystyle air. Now we’re married

That doggy style air had me busting like a firehose

by Sensei Crease January 17, 2024


The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 28, 2021


shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024


Air-raid

Someone who bullshits a lot

Rob: I hooked up with the hottest chick last night
Me: What an air-raid

by Tucc_i February 8, 2020


MacBroke Air

A name given to the MacBook Air, from people with sense for money and quality.

Obi Wan: Yo, have you heard about the new MacBroke Air?

Me: What a fucking piece of shit... expensive shit

by kysfagxd March 13, 2017