A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.
I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.
I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.
Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!
Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.
Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!
Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.
An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie
Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.
some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.
Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"
Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"
Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"
A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat
What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread
Jesse's moms ass was popping
Colin: Your such a loser Jesse!
Jesse: At least my moms ass was popping last night.
Ass Popping means multiple orgasms in the ass