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When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.
Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.
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A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!
Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!
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The act of smelling or noticing a person deficating, and seeing their poopy and getting a colossal erection. This can also be used when your having sexual intercourse with a persons fecies.
CJ says :"Do you smell that? I think someones shitting."
Matt says: " Yea yo, i think im getting a Fecies Boner. Its starting to rip through my jeans."
Fecies Boner
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When you pop the clutch and bone-er! most of the time you pop er into first, second, third, forth, and fifth and then hit top speed and blow your engine or possibly skip a gear and grind your transmission... when done you put the boner clutch into neutral and coast it out.
Man I was with a girl last night.. I popped the clutch and boned her!! My boner clutch never fails me..
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When you and all your friends have boners and sit around dressed up like Bob Marley smoking weed and jamming out.
Also can be used as a greeting.
"Dude lets go listen to some boner jams today"
"Bro whats up?" Looks into eyes of friend...."Boner Jam"
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The outcome of a boner (problem).
When the fire alarm was pulled today, the school got in some deep boner sauce.
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also known as "the chubs", a half boner is semi erection (technically hemi erection) of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.
Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:
I've got a half boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.
In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.
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