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God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010


The Normie God

The god of all normies, the one who uses LOL and Hastag in real life, they are to be exterminated on sight.

Rachel! Brad is The Normie God! He uses 'omg' In a sentence just right now!

by Ekhovitchz May 28, 2018


God Runner

A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!

Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustache is on a game show, the host says " sorry don't mean to giggle but its about time we had a God Runner on the show!

by swagman454 October 24, 2008

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L God

When you are playing COD or another shooter and Lose a bunch of games in a row and end up having more losses than wins but you constantly are the top player on your team dropping 30+kills per match and only dying 2-3 times

Dude I'm an L GOD. I've been playing COD and have lost 10 games in a row but I keep going 30-2, am the top player on my team when everybody else on my team is going negative and the enemy team are bots.

by nerdyguy1450 October 2, 2022


L God

When you are playing cod, are constantly on the top of the scoreboard with a crazy positive KD but you still manage to lose a bunch of games. Usually the L God will be the only one on his or her team going positive and all of the other players will be going negative and are trash at the game

Dude I was a total L God last night. Was dominating the lobby but the entire time I kept losing. Man that was fun but really annoying at the same time.

by nerdyguy1450 October 31, 2022


the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 29, 2015


God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust

Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!

by sgh unknown February 15, 2022