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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.

This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.

by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021


Can I

It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.

Can I????

by TPL Boyzz July 20, 2022


Can I

put my balls in yo jaws

Can I put my balls in yo jaws
(yo jaws)
balls in yo jaws

by peoriep April 16, 2023


Can I?

Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?

Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*

by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021


Can I?

Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?

Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?

Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?

Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)

Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?

Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?

Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?

Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..

Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by September 9, 2021


Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 25, 2016