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a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada.
carey is a giant silver douche!
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a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.
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When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box
*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.
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Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.
Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
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A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.
Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.
Why is that muppet douche still talking?
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A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
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also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.
Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.
Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.
That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.
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