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This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.
Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.
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A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.
"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"
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The main assailant of America and the free world during World War 2, as is immortally depicted in the stained glass window. Some claim that the menace threatens our freedom even today.
"Has anyone seen the stainglass window that depicts a knight fighting a frightening dragon? Well that dragon threatened students during WW2, and though that seems long ago, I'd argue that the same menace plagues the members of our class on this very day--"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, what? We're fighting dragons????"
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when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".
Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"
Valerie: "whatchu mean?"
Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"
Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!
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They Gay Show that kids of the ages of 6-7 watch and nerds geeks and freaks watch 2 feel kewl. in other words its like rap...any way it sucks.
Ashley: Hey want to go MakeOut
Nerd: no i HAVE to go watch Dragon ball Z goku almost finished his spirit bomb after the 50th episode.
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when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.
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A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver
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