The change in common english language found in online forums, chatrooms, instant messaging, and e-Mail. Combinations of abbreviations, and created words.
"pwnt" for "player-killing on muds" (aka "pk")
"sry" for "sorry"
"pls" for "please"
etc.
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koolest realest mofo chi town has ever seen
for real nukka
what the fuck u doing E DoGg stop humping that.
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Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage
My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.
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When under the influence of ecstasty...
You make yourself super lightheaded by breathing in and out really fast, then stand up while somebody suffocates your from behind. You pass out and wake back up hallucinating balls.
You want an e-bomb?
Sure!
-sits down-
Heeve ho, heeve ho, -stands up and strangled-
OMGGGGG!!!
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The only true way to thug. Only the most notorious e-personas are e-thugs. If you're not e-thugging, you're nothing.
random internet kid "Merp, I love cake."
e-thug "Go stuff your face fatass."
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What you try to get into during an online edate with the opposite sex. Much like the real pants one would be trying to get into during a date in the outside world.
During an edate you're trying to round the e-bases to get into their e-pants.
Dan, I was chatting with Jenny and I totaly got into her e-pants...I got her off big time.
Bob, I heard that you were on an edate with Liz. So, did you get into her e-pants?
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A computer nerd, specifically somebody very adept at utilizing the Internet. Low-level e-wizards typically gravitate around forums and try to pick up fat chicks with cute messages, but the higher levels enjoy writing Linux programs and making webpages for businesses and prosperous clientele.
Should be used in a derogatory manner.
"Chill out with the Internet chatting, you Goddamn e-wizard." - Chris
"Yo, how goes the e-wizardry?" - Chris
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