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fat six pack GOAT. this isnt bullying we still like u ethan dw :)
Q: what is an example of an elephant?
A: ethan
Ethan is some guy who is a god at fortnite, because of his 368 wins, but unfortunately has been grounded for at least five weeks and wants his Xbox back.
Ethan: Mom can I go play fortnite on my Xbox now?
Mom: FUCK NO YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
Omg that guy looks like a Greek god, his name’s probably Ethan.
Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.
THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.
Ethan is a boy. he is a nerd. he loves Pokémon. he is my bestie. um. he is not really cool but he is sometimes. he is "straight" he is overall a good friend. but he gives terrible advice don't go to him for advice. plz.
love yaaaa
"yo ima call with ethan." yas queen