A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.
guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.
guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?
guy 1: yeah, exactly.
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Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.
" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"
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living in a godlike fashion or living like talia.
Living in a perfect life style,
O snaps, talia is living like jesus again
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Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.
"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."
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what the h in jesus h christ stands for
Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!
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"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!
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A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
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