Random
Source Code

it tastes like jesus

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.

guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.

by ian131313 September 30, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Living like jesus

living in a godlike fashion or living like talia.
Living in a perfect life style,

O snaps, talia is living like jesus again

by zziiggggyy January 13, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Look like Jesus

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.

"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."

by MuchTimp July 1, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus harry christ

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

by dex January 31, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus H. Christ

"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.

LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."

I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!

by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž