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hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019


Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 2, 2024


same hard

same hard worker,one that doesn,t also work hard,or one that does not work at all.

-I am Alex,in a difficulty?I know that Simon that has came recently is bringing up, this is no same hard that we fire him?He,s running away, sad has becoming that I reprimanded:Flimsy!
-No Celvine,always see a fault,he just had a poison,for Marieta that is a get away for a marriage with him ,he goes to die also,forgive him even,was shitting exactly of what he had,was working that all this happens!

by bad,good? August 22, 2019


Dawn Harding

A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!

“have you heard of Dawn Harding?”
Oh yeah she’s beautiful

by yours faithfully November 2, 2019


Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.

"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."

by GuapAchmed August 24, 2023


Hard 8s get second dates

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

by Damien Monroe October 6, 2019


Hard N

Niggar

Look at this hard N (when u dont want to use the n word) because you dont have the N pass

by XbobRS February 25, 2024