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Somebody who is overly concerned about being comfy and is at least partly disconnected from reality because of it.
You are such a silly meep head in the morning.
n. A person who strictly attends parties that have kegs. This person generally will not throw down for said keg but rather steal a cup, or in most cases bring their own.
Normal dude: Hey come to this rager.
Keg head: Is there a keg?
Normal dude: Yeah, but I think it's tapped.
Keg head: Nevermind.
Someone with extremely greasy hair.
Ruby: I could fry chips on Ffiôn’s head it’s so greasy! She’s such a Bacon Head!
When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.
Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.
Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head
When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle
dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.
A Stim Head is anyone who uses stimulants and uppers in their daily lives. They love to be stimulated, and their drug of choice is always an upper. This can range anywhere from coffee to cocaine, with adderall, nicotine, and speed in between. They generally like all sorts of stimulants, instead of an addiction to just one.
You ever see the movie limitless? Think of Bradley Cooper, that's how stim heads feel. They feel energized, focused, and like their brain is functioning at max capacity.
Hey Jessica, you look a little wired, you okay?
Yeah! I just popped an adderall, and running on two coffees.
Jesus, you're such a stim head.