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that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.
its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.
Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
I rode a drunk horse last night.
When some idiot won't wait for you
Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!
A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.
Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!
Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.
"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”