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When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
is when u implant your human feces inside the vagina and proceed to have intercourse with it
i gave her a louisiana hot pocket with my feces in here
The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.
I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.
You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.
A group of three people who are astoundingly hot individualy and add to the other two members of the trifecta of hotness' hotness just by being.
Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins of Supernatural are the most common example of the trifecta of hotness.
When you send a hot person a funeral invite in an attempt to get some action
Bobby: Hey Becky, what's Chad doing here... at our uncle's funeral?
Becky: Oh, I invited him after he posted a hot insta
Bobby: You mean he's the hot shoulder?
Becky: Mhmmmm
The vagina, under intense sexual arousal from being invaded by a hard penis.
Lenny pounded into Amy's hot passage, feeling her clamp down on his erection like a snapping turtle.