I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.

Hym "I'm not Jamhal either."

I'm Denzel

I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.

“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”

I'm Hungary

When you misspell hungry

Queen Elizabeth: I'm Hungary
Colonel Sanders: u mean hunger
Queen Elizabeth: u right

I'm joeking

You say this phrase when you say something and want to clarify that you didn't mean it literally and was meant to be a humorous retort. But in reality, you're never joeking. Mnmrocks is joeking.

Here's an example of the word being used:

Random dude: Nah I'm joeking amigo, don't take it seriously
Galaxy brain: You're not joeking, mnmrock is joeking.

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

I'm BURNT!

When you're so baked that you're burned! 🤣

"Dude, I'm not done, I'm BURNT!!!"