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When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.
Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.
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When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.
My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?
To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be
John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind
Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
A whimsical and affectionate term used to describe the thought processes of someone with ADHD. Much like a squiggly line, a Squiggle Brain doesn't follow a straight path; it darts around with bursts of creativity, spontaneity, and a touch of chaos. While it may seem unpredictable to others, a Squiggle Brain is full of energy and innovative ideas, always ready to think outside the lines.
Opposite of Square Brain.
With my Squiggle Brain, I might start five projects at once, but you can bet at least one of them will be a masterpiece!
When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)
Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.
When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.
the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters
"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain