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Wow me

To use in the place of fuck

โ€œWow me daddy ;)โ€
โ€œI will ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆโ€

by daddy69hoe September 26, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


me-mail

"Me-mail" refers to an email sent, inadvertently, to oneself, instead of the intended recepient.

When I clicked "send" that missive went to me, instead of John, because I had inadvertently typed my own address in the "to" blank.

by Amy Allen April 2, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rescue Me

While it is also a popular show, "Rescue Me" is the BEST MADONNA SONG IN THE WORLD!

A refreshing change of pace from Madonna's usual frothy, effervescent songs of euphoric love such as "Material Girl" or "Lucky Star", "Rescue Me" is not really a "Into The Groove"-like dance song or a bouncy pop song such as "Holiday".

A song about a woman who cannot love, and feels like she's drowning because of her emotions.

"You bring me to my knees
While I'm scratching out the eyes
Of a world I want to conquer, and deliver, and despise,
And right when I am kneeling there
I suddenly begin to care,
It gives me hope that there could be
A person that loves me!

Rescue Me,
It's hard to believe
Your love has given me hope!
Rescue Me,
It's hard to believe
I'm drowning, baby throw out your rope!"

by je ne regrette pas August 23, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017


see me

when you want some one to see you, in poker or for no reason

Johnny: See Me!!!!!!!

by spicfolife July 8, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

82๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016