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At school? At work? Bored? You looking at the wrong place moron.
Man I'm just soooo bored right now, what if I typed "word Type any... "
The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.
The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.
Or the endless flip-flop slogans
Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect
On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain
The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.
A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.
Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"
"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
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words mean nothing because were all a bunch of nobody's were all going to die we will be forgotten some day
all of our words mean nothing we soon die
When a person takes a shot but does not swallow it and then transfers it over to the other persons mouth.
something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.
Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.
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When spoken to children, this phrase communicates a gentle reminder to speak clearly and enunciate. When spoken to adults, this phrase communicates both insult and an urgent desire to be kicked or punched squarely in the nose without any hesitation.
For this reason, careful consideration should always be made about the approximate age of the person speaking, not only out of respect but in avoidance of severe pain, injury, and bloodshed assuming none is wanted.
Please speak more clearly. I'm confident you can do this. Just use your words.
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The N Word Pass is the pass where you can say the n word even if you're white, spanish or anything... Since you are reading this, you get an unlimited n word pass
yo. my friend tyrone gave me the n word pass and now i can say the n word pass even though im white
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