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A person that you're not really friends with but you're cool enough to go up to them and shake their hand and say "Sup, bro".
Roxy: Ya I'm not actually friends with Keith were just Cool Guy Acquaintances.
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Something a dumb ass will say when leaving a store, place of work, or any place where there is only ONE PERSON around that they are talking to.
loser dumb ass dumb response No ability to count mouth breather stupid response
Joe pays the cashier and says as he walks out, "Thanks guys".
Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."
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An endless argument between Canadians.
I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.
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someone who always has a fresh haircut and dresses nice, no tattoos, or obvious flaws, very attractive
Josh is such a clean cut guy he's definitely someone I'd want to bring home to my parents.
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Your non romantic male soul mate. Usually when a girl is deprived of a brother this male ends up being the replacement. They are as close as siblings and he means the world to her. He is referred to as the "guy best friend"usually when the girl has best friends who are mostly girls. While most of the time these two remain best friends despite media constantly saying it turns out to romance, it is usually the male that tends to fall for the female. Females who do fall for their guy best friend usually keep it quiet in fear of losing their best friend. People often joke that the two will get married when both honestly find no romantic interest in the other.
Guy: Rose hangs out with Victor way too much to not like him.
Girl:I talk to Rose all the time, she says that he's just her guy best friend. She has no feelings for him whatsoever.
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A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,
but before that,
He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,
but before that,
He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing
through my eardrums.
Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.
Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
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a fat usually worthless kid who enjoys walks in the parks, pack lunches from their home in antarctica and holding hands with professor gooby, the head of the science departments
i thot chuck armstrong was gay, and then i saw a prep guy
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