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When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence
Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!
If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
To harass your favorite (hot) English teacher.
I'm gonna get ms.mcgyatt taken to Yo Block and get her harassed.
When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
Goes by ShallowSide don’t fuck with 1900 block real street Jhitts really bout that
When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.
"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"