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Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 23, 2023


cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020


I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2018


Vintage Hat

A vape, a term mostly used when you feining hella

do you have a vintage hat in your car

by Mattchew B 69420 December 27, 2022


cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 14, 2021


Vomit hat

A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet

Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?

by Poopsock king December 28, 2021


toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017