Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

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reverse tea bag

pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.

adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.

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Uno Reverse Card

An Uno Reverse Card is a card typically used in Uno. Use this to direct an insult back at the insulter.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Jim: Uno reverse card!

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reverse dutch rudder

When you put your fingers in your ladys thing, and then she grabs your forearm and moves it oup and down till climax...thats what Uncle Bobby G and Uncle VC aka Mr Wynn taught me...

you finger her, and she grabs your arm for up and down and in and out pleasure thats a reverse dutch rudder

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reverse throat gobblin

sneeze good and hard and when you sneeze a good portion of mucus comes flying out, but your mouth is shut, and as you inhale to sneeze again, the sneeze is snuffed out from you choking on the mucus as it suddenly and unexpectedly gets sucked back down your throat.

when you got to sneeze and it gets stopped because you sucked down the mucus from the first sneeze

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reverse niner

a reverse niner is, as you might have already figured out the reverse of a niner, in other words, yes

h: that girl is hot

cooper: niner

h: reverse niner

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reverse ball gag

A method for holding in a poop that is very persistent that utalizes the seatbelt and a tennis ball. When you feel a poop coming on, place a tennis ball directly under your butthole, next put on your seat belt and pull it tight, this will cause you to be pulled down onto the tennis ball whilst sitting in your seat thus plugging your butt hole and keeping your shorts clean from invasive poop.

Heading off shore twenty miles, Brian felt the second wave of troops coming to destroy his short pants so he strapped on the reverse ball gag.

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