Abe Lincoln coke run

Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.

Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.

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Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.

Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.

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running water urine draw

when running water commands your body to pee

i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw

me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw

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run me my shits

Basically when two people are having a confrontation and one of them wants to fight, they will say "run me my shits". It's a long way around just saying "fight me right now".

Bob fucks Jim's girlfriend*
Bob: Bro I didn't mean to fuck her

Jim: Run me my shits
They proceed to fight*

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National Cookie run day

On October 29 it’s National Cookie run day Where are you Simp for your favorite cookie run character all day

“Hey did you know that it’s national cookie run day”

“Yeah I simp for licorice cookie”

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y r u running

Why are you running?

I'm going to do your mom.
Y R U running?

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broad run high school

Broad run high school, in ashburn,(part of northern virginia). Known as a high school full of rich girls with their Coach bags, Lacoste Polos, perfect hair and daddy's credit card to match. The school kicks ass in basically every sport except the football team which basically sucks. Although the school is about 35 years old and used to be called "cornfield high", nobody cares because now they are part of the richest county in the country, loudoun

Girl: Oh my god, we like, have to go to Tyson's this weekend, I really need a new Juicy sweatsuit!

Girl2: I know me too, one of mine is like over two weeks old and i cannot enter broad run high school looking like a freak!

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