Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

DAD

Not to be confused with an actual father, DAD is an acronym used in the furry community. DAD stands for Dutch Angel Dragons, they are very fluffy dragons covered in feathers who are very squishy. They are one of the cutest looking original species created by Ino (Telephone). They are also the most popular of the original species in the furry fandom.

Furry1: "I want a DAD character."
Furry2: "A dad or a DAD?"
Furry1: *Gasps* "What about a dad DAD?"

Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”