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A movement that seeks to have university students payed to study and go to class. The idea is that if america needs educated people then it should pay for its educated people instead of getting them for free. This movement was born out of students outrage over the high cost of an education.
John is in the student university pay movement.
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A swift, concise, piercing and high pitch "ahh", usually lasting only milliseconds, but the USN can be strung out to last a few seconds.
Sneaking into a flat mates room when he/she hasn't realised, getting as close to them as possible, and delivering a Universal Scare Noise (USN) to give them a fright.
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The Best Fan Page in the Universe(TBFPITU) is also known as the loneliest of the Maddox fansites. It's like that retarded kid who always crapped his pants in school. It's so stupid and stinks so bad that no one wants to be around it. TBFPITU has a membership of four retarded kids who crap their pants. They are the site admins.
I have to go listen to the crickets chirp at The Best Fan Page in the Universe.
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1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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Where an often rich, white frat president, football player, or a student of other such status can be found guilty of raping a young woman and serve no jail time. See: Baylor University
That Becky really just did just smoke marijuana in view of an active crime scene, didn't she. She really does go to a University of White Privilege.
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University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.
So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!
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A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
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