when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget
you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania
fuck i fail.
you are in the mud
A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon
When you pull your dick out of an asshole and it’s covered in poop, looking like a skull helmet with mud.
Bro, I fucked this hoe and she gave me a mud skull, totally gross but super fine ass.
A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack
Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.
A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack
Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.