Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

toe dust

The crusty ness inbetween your big toe and your middle toe

I have extreme TOE DUST

Tom-a-toe

A more poggers way to pronounce tomato

Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”

“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”

Jelly-Toes

When you smoke so much dope and can not feel your toes.

Wasssssup Jelly-Toes?

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!