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The main assailant of America and the free world during World War 2, as is immortally depicted in the stained glass window. Some claim that the menace threatens our freedom even today.
"Has anyone seen the stainglass window that depicts a knight fighting a frightening dragon? Well that dragon threatened students during WW2, and though that seems long ago, I'd argue that the same menace plagues the members of our class on this very day--"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, what? We're fighting dragons????"
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when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".
Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"
Valerie: "whatchu mean?"
Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"
Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!
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They Gay Show that kids of the ages of 6-7 watch and nerds geeks and freaks watch 2 feel kewl. in other words its like rap...any way it sucks.
Ashley: Hey want to go MakeOut
Nerd: no i HAVE to go watch Dragon ball Z goku almost finished his spirit bomb after the 50th episode.
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when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.
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A redheaded bitch that can be a bitch, and always will be a bitch.
Did you see that fire breathing bitch? That was the Angry Dragon Beaver
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when a male gets head froma girl and when he orgasms in her mouth he then punches her in the throat hopfully making the liquids come out her nose.
"hey i just gave my girl the Ice Breathing Dragon."
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A mobile game that has decent ratings and that is played by people with no brain cells skill or purpose.
I went to E3 this year, my favorite game was dragon vale.
Oh really what panel was it in?
The mobile games panel labeled "huge disasters for the mobile industry." They made the game sound great!
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