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Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina

I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"

by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017


Messy Train

The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.

Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines

2 fat lines are made and snorted.

Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh

by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009


the Bullet Train Move

A chess move that allows you to “speed” in any direction you like (excluding backwards). It is essentially a one-time queen but this move cannot be used to checkmate a king.

(Do not run the king over.)
verb

I love doing the Bullet Train Move, it’s so op frfr!

by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2024


Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011


Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024


baby gravy train

When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor

Want to be our third carriage in a baby gravy train

by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024


Train Station

A fake name for a place to dump dead bodies.

John told Rip to take Jamie to the train station. Nobody will see Jamie alive again.

I'd like to see Beth take Rose to the train station. It would be nice if the buzzard could have her for dinner.

by Don't be Jealous December 14, 2023