sometimes conversation can be good, depending on how nice the vagina. you can realy get a good convo in if your feeling nice tight and wet.
My vagina is feeling wonderful, i know ill be having a good vagina monalog tonight!
Anatonym to American Big Dick Syndrome
Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :
We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it
or
We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.
Brown shit that uzes out of your vagina from over materbation
Oh fuck i had a nasty vagina shit night
Where I stuck my dick in last night
Me: "I stuck my dick in your mom's vagina"
A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.
"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"
The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Yes. I made this phrase up.
"Your a Shit Stained Vagina and I hate you".
You are a shit stained vagina.