Nacho cheese

Throwing nacho cheese at a bitch (male or female), running at said bitch, licking the cheese off (during the process of fellatio from said bitch) and then proceeding to engage in anal sex.

Bruh, I totally nacho cheese'd that girl last night.

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say cheese

Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.

A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.

A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.

Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Three odd hours later:
Photographer: Say cheese!
Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*
Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*
*click**flash*
Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Brian: Say cheese!
Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!
Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!
Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!
Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!

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Cheese mustache

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".

Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache

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the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

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Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

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Moon Cheese

The term used when one is extremely stoned and has immense munchies.

Bob: "Hey man, let's get stoned.
Dave: "Okay, but I get really bad munchies..."
Bob: "Oh you mean moon cheese."

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Cheese toast

The most ghetto food on the face of the earth. Originated from black people in West Haven, CT. The act of placing a piece of cheese upon a piece of bread, preceding to put it in the microwave for about 20-25 seconds.

Dexter: Hey Lamar. I'm hungry today, but all I have is this slice of bread, and a piece of cheese.

Lamar: yo my nigga wat it is, why aint you make sum cheese toast.

Dexter: Wow! Cheese toast? I've never thought of that!

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