He is the type of guy who's very clingy, chonky, yet handsome, he also tends to fall inlove with a girls whos first letter starts with A.
For ex. Ashlee
"Holy fuck, josh is hugging ashlee. TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS NOW AND LET US USE IT AS BLACK MATERIAL HAHA"
Josh:
Typical white name
If Mexican: it’s because his mom’s probably religious.
If Black: your mom hated you and slept with a Josh ( The white one)
Josh’s normally are very caring, outgoing, love to be the center of attention, and love gifting over receiving. They are loyal but will fuck you over if you play with their emotions. They are always aware of their surroundings and will protect what they love.
Josh’s are also horny badtards. But are very picky who they sleep with.
They have enormous veiny cocks that have. Slight curve. Women who hook up with Josh’s normally have a shitty sex life only because they compare their current partner to Josh’s.
Josh’s are all hard workers. But they also work smart. They are visionary leaders and lead by example. they are excellent fathers who will do anything for their children.
Overall Josh is a 9/10.
Great fathers, great friends, amazing lovers and Husbands and workers with huge cocks.
“Omg I heard Josh Wife has a limo due to his massive cock. “
“ Why can’t you be more like Josh?”
“ I heard Josh has an enormous cock!”
“Did you hear Josh got a promotion?” Yeah he deserved it “
“ I wish I could find me a Josh, he’s a great father and Husband”
“ Did you hear Josh bought his wife of 15yrs her dream house, dream car, and sent her to school Incase something happened to him?”
A jewish guy that lives on a farm and is a huge redneck
guy 1: hey have u heard of josh.
guy 2: yeah that jew raped my cow
josh is one of the most special people you will ever meet. he is extremely attractive, very cute and has an amazing body, although he doesn’t like to admit it. he has one or two bestfriends and many “friends” who he isn’t as close to. josh loves music, and is the most incredible singer you will ever find. he gives the best advice but sometimes doesn’t ask for help when he needs it. he is loved by so many people, however thinks quite low of himself. if he’s ever sad, he enjoys hugs, movies or dumplings. or ask him to sing. josh is the most special and sweet boy you will ever meet and is possibly also the cutest boy you will lay your eyes on. if you ever meet a josh, do not let go of him.
“who’s that?” oh that’s my boyfriend josh.
Josh has a small dick, minimal friends. Goes after anything with a pussy. If that pussy don’t want him he will move to the next one reaaaaal quick.