Balls on the Shoulder

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.

Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

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shitting balls

To be extremely nervous.

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.

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Hair Ball

A Hair Ball is a method of smoking marijuana where the buds are rubbed together, which makes the thin red/brown hairs fall off. The hairs are then roll up into a ball with a rolling paper. It is then placed into the bong piece and smoked.

Hey man, wanna go hit some hair balls out of my bong later?

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Ball Sniffer

When one gets a promotion from "Brown Nosing", they are typically branded with the title of "Ball Sniffer" as the next step in their ass kissing career.

Watch how he acts when the boss is around, he is such a ball sniffer!

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Phone Balls

Confidence achieved by knowing the person you are speaking to isn't within punching distance.

He can be aggressive and rude because he knows the other person is a thousand miles away on the end of a telephone. He has massive phone balls.

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Ball hug

To cup your hands under your man's balls, and gently squeeze as if to give them a hug when greeting them or leaving.

When Rob comes over I like to greet him with a little Ball Hug.

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dick and balls

a reference to callmecarson
poggers

you: hey, (insert name here), ya like dick and balls?
other person: yeah, balls too?
you: poggers

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