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An illiterate, smelly hobgoblin who has a nub for a penis that is so small the doctors thought it was a tumour
Omg yuck it's Luca, quick Avery your eyes
Most lucas a pure ,dicks he will do ,anything to get a girl and unfortunately has a very small
,dick
Girl:oh hey,um dose Luca gave a boner
there is a tini lump in his pants
Luca's friend:ya didn't u know he has a small ,dick
LOVES AGAR.IO GOBLINS FROM MARS MOSTLY A NERD WITH NO FRIENDS AND NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
Lucas is such a nerd eww!
lucas has litterally never had a girlfriend
a fucking sexy monster that only one type of guy can pull off...
if you have the privilege to be called Luca then you should praise buddha till your elbows fall off
#luca #sexy #privallege
kim Kardashian -"you see that handsome lad over there?"
albert einstein - "yh blud"
kim Kardashian-"he's a proper Luca right there, would bang ;)
albert einstein- "soz babes, already have"
kim Kardashian- * kills her self out of sadness for her loss of Luca meat*
A little bitch who will run back to you after 6 months but when u acc get feelings again he dates your ex bestfriend that you hate but a couple of weeks ago he said he loved you
Girl 1-Lucas is a bitch
Boy 1-ikr he can’t kick a ball even if he’s got 5 legs