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Jake

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Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 19, 2022


Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.

Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!

by Jake 😍 April 18, 2019


Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019


Jake

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. Jake is good looking and is the type that is always in good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He is a kind compassionate, caring person that will always be there for you. Jake is very shy when it comes to love but once you get to know him he is a completely different person even though he never see's that in himself he deserves to know that is 100% true!

damn! hes fine!
ofcourse he is thats Jake

by tullyjake August 11, 2021


Jake

Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying

Jake is sooooo gay

by Child consumer March 9, 2021


Jake

One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name

He looks like a Jake

by Anonymous07021993 December 4, 2020


Jake

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

by Yout00b March 12, 2018