ass-cident

When a woman's butt is so large, she knocks objects over when she turns around.

Anastasia broke a glass, two plates, and a kitchen drawer with just her booty. She had an ass-cident.

Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business

Dude,don't be an ass pecker

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

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shadow ass

It is the shadow created on the lower back of a female’s over sized ass.

The shadow ass is the shadow cast by the ass shelf of a woman.

Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)

"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.