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A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...
Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.
I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.
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When a person tries to trick or fool someone with obvious false information that is immediately proved to be a ruse. This originated from a slippery banana peel unfurled on the ground that is commonly seen in Nintendo’s “Mario Kart”.
Keith: Hey Ryan, your car is getting towed!
Ryan: No it’s not. I can see my car out the window. Pshhh! Don’t try to slip me with the banana peel!
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It’s a lifestyle honestly. Banana- ya layin down the pipe you know? Gettin that pussy. Cheese- oh we always making that money you already know. Lettuce. Isn’t it obvious we smoking the devil lettuce ;)
Banana cheese n lettuce. Don’t need to put it in a sentence just rep dat shiet.
a sussy batussy banana pussy is a very common sex position which includes a forplay with a sussy banana
hey, do you want to sussy batussy banana pussy with me?
yes of course i want to sussy batussy banana pussy with you🥵💦💦
saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control
My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.
A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.
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