A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also
lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.
They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it
one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college
sucks to suck
Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.
Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.
There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!
Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights
Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia
a Private for-profit college located primarily in the southeastern United States.
Virginia College was the best
A bowl of water with ice in it.
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.
"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."
College Court is the spiritual home of the Limerick techno scene. Known for obnoxiously large house parties and rolling over on rooftops.
Are you going to college court after dolans for a scauldy session?