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oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school

Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024


Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.

Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss

by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024


college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016


Virginia College

a Private for-profit college located primarily in the southeastern United States.

Virginia College was the best

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022


College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022


college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 7, 2022


College court

College Court is the spiritual home of the Limerick techno scene. Known for obnoxiously large house parties and rolling over on rooftops.

Are you going to college court after dolans for a scauldy session?

by SeanieAir February 26, 2021