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the limes college sutton

the limes college is a sutton behaviour school where delinquent kids are sent when they cant stay in mainstream school like any normal child. The school is full of bitchy girls with rbfs and mad dirty looks everywhere they go and dickhead boys who are very immature and only hobby is pissing of the girls and play fighting each other. the teachers are either very chill and nice or extreme cunts and most the time have no control over the kids at the school, they have also been called every offensive name under the sun (cunt being the most popular)

every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen

although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’

‘where do you go to school

the limes college sutton why?

by suck your motherr September 25, 2023


college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them

1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…

by poppa pill March 22, 2024


North College Hill

A good town. Mostly Black. Has a good school. School Mascot is the Trojans.

I will move to North College Hill.

Oh really? I live there!

by North College Hill March 18, 2023


erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption

The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.

by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023


Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019


Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023


Downlands College

Can't beat toowoomba grammar in anything, bad at all sport

Him: "I go to Downlands College"
You: "fuck off"

by yhdujskjdfhsjdk August 11, 2022