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Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.
The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
When you're at your barber and you get a fresh cut. But he says its ten dollars and you gotta run
Look at this fresh cut, ight how much
I like your cut g ☺️ is like saying I love you to that person
Hey "I like your cut g ☺️"
Going out on your bike but having absolutely no recollection of where you left it.
Mate took my Cutting bike last night, hopefully it will turn up. I was absolutely wasted had a bike when i left the house, its a cutting bike.