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1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.
2.)Valentine's Day for black people.
Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?
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The 5 dudes that won Making the Band 4 Mike, Brian, Qwanell, Robert & Willie.
Jess: Did you see Day 26 in concert?
Jane: Yes those Day 26 guys are awesome!
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27th December, the day after boxing day.
1: What day is it?
2: Wrestling day.
1: What?
2: 27th December
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A phrase that is orally announced when things are not going the way that one expected it to be going. The origin of this phrase surfaced somewhere in the southwest Bakersfield, California area.
"Crap! I just broke my brand new drum sticks...sad day!"
Frank: "Wow, Gabe. That song you wrote is gay."
Gabe: "Aw, sad day."
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The day after Christmas where all the stores have sales. Boxing Day is a public holiday in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Hong Kong and countries in the Commonwealth of Nations with a mainly Christian population. In South Africa, this public holiday is now known as the Day of Goodwill. It is based on the tradition of giving gifts to the less fortunate members of society. Contemporary Boxing Day in many countries is now a "shopping holiday" associated with after-Christmas sales.
"Now that I am finished shopping for all my freinds at Christmas I am going to go boxing day shopping for myself!"
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The 4th of July when American's celebrate their ancestors betrayal of their rightful King because they didn't want to pay tax to fund the Royal Navy. They also celebrate having the world's largest military for which they pay large amounts of tax.
Tom celebrated Treason day even though in his heart he wished he could just ask the British to take back the USA.
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Canadian, British, and American armies landed on Gold, Juno, Sword, Utah, and Omaha beaches in northern France in attempt to breach the German defences protecting their western flank. Unfortunately for the mother fucking Nazi's, our bad ass Westerners knocked them the fuck out. About 110 000 soldiers landed on June 6th 1994 and about 10 000 became casualties. The Americans had particular difficulty securing Omaha beach where German defences mowed down their soldiers with supressive machine gun, mortar and airial fire.
Luckily for us, we fucking rock and we rocked those fudge packing Nazi's all the way back to Berlin and squeezed them between the left ass cheek of the Canadians, British, and Americans and right ass cheek of the Russians.
FUCK YOU ADOLF HITLER!
Nazi: Hey look, it's the Canadians
Nazi 2: Hey look it's the British
Nazi 3: Hey look it's the Americans
Nazi 4: Hey look we're gonna fucking die!
Adolf Hitler: Give me Canadian men and American equipment and I'll win the war.
Canada rules!
I purpose for the unification of America and Canada to become the "United Sates of North America"....we'll take over the world.
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