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A wannabe show that will never be as good as the original.
Guy 1-WOW! I love the walking dead. But, wait what is this crap!! Where's Rick and Carl?
Guy 2-Must be Fear The Walking Dead.
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<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.
I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.
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the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.
-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!
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Also GDF. The Grateful Dead Family is a clique which composes mostly white people between ages of 18 and 35. Most of these members can be seen at music festivals. Your average gdf member can be seen wearing a a tyedye or colorful shirt with trippy patterns or artwork, a hemp necklace with a gem wrapped at the end, and always a colorful, overpriced 'heady' hat under brand names such as Grassroots California. Not to mention, most are mal-nourished/have unkempt hair(see: wook). They can also be seen usually selling various profitable items such as packaged food, bottled water, gems on a string, and especially: drugs. Never buy a drug from someone who may potentially be gdf because chances are it has been cut multiple times. These people may claim that them and their group are out to spread love and peace while ridding their minds of negative judgements towards people and branching away from the "american dream materialistic" lifestyle. They say this and then they proceed to rip people off and steal almost any unattended item they come across. They supposedly look after eachother and keep everyone in the family living a long, happy lifestyle but in reality these people can barely look after themselves. Many of these people will most likely see rehab a few times before they die and also will never hold a steady job where they can then raise kids... they think that the other family members will help them during hard realizations like this, they wont.
Man, I'm glad we're not like those grateful dead family fags and have real family/friends who care about us, our health, and our progressive plans for the future." "I hear ya dawg. fuck those wooks.
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When you text someone and they don't ever respond.
Guy 1: Hey, I dead-end texted my girlfriend today.
Guy 2: Does she ever respond?
Guy 1: No
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Amber. That's it. That's the definition. ๐
Me: Hey amber ..
Her: what?
Me: You're drop dead gorgeous
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