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A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"
Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"
A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation
They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...
When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.
Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.
Scrambled eggs with truffle salt
I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!