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a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.
Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.
Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.
Laying toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet. Then pooping on top of the created surface. Your feces should sit atop the water where paper was put making room extremely stinky. Then with the toilet paper to wipe your butt throw in waste basket or stick to side of toilet bowl. After done close the door to seal in the stench. The room depending on your poop will smell so bad that others may vomit or have an inability to get to toilet to flush or possibly pass out.
Austin was Fly Trapping Brandon M. and it was so stinky that he vomited on his rug.
The flying stinker is performed when one participant is standing bent over while spreading their butt cheeks. The other participant takes a running start, jumps toward the first participant while bringing their knees to their chest. The collision should cause the participants’ anuses to “kiss”.
Sorry guys, no basketball for me today. I pulled a glute doing that flying stinker with my sister.
nasty, broke, ratchet ass stripper
look at that pole fly, no tips, broke chick.
when you get a lot boys in your dms
friend 1- what are you doing tonight
friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight
The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!