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the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
When someone makes a Nashville Hot chicken burger by frying the chicken in pure urine.
I can’t believe that guy ate the golden Archie!
A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.
Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!
Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.
Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA
*Note - elites.
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When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.
I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.
Noun. The yellow stain on the underside of a toilet seat.
Get a brush and some cleaner and scrub out that golden shoal.
I would rather lick the golden shoal than go out to dinner with you.
1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.
2) When you pee inside of another person
Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.